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Introduction
When you hear “Too Drunk to Karaoke” by Jimmy Buffett featuring Toby Keith, it’s like stepping into a rollicking party where anything can happen. This song captures the wild, carefree spirit of a night out where the drinks flow freely, and the line between fun and chaos becomes hilariously blurred.
Jimmy Buffett, the king of laid-back island vibes, teams up with Toby Keith, the country music rebel, to deliver a song that’s as much about the camaraderie of a good night out as it is about the antics that ensue when the tequila shots keep coming. The upbeat melody and playful lyrics make it impossible not to smile and tap your feet along.
One of the most endearing aspects of “Too Drunk to Karaoke” is its relatability. We’ve all had those nights where a bit too much liquid courage leads us to believe we’re rock stars, only to realize that maybe, just maybe, we should’ve left the singing to the professionals. But that’s the beauty of it—the song doesn’t judge. Instead, it celebrates those perfectly imperfect moments with a wink and a nod.
The collaboration between Buffett and Keith is seamless, blending Buffett’s signature tropical flair with Keith’s country grit. Their voices mesh wonderfully, creating a dynamic and entertaining duet that feels like an invitation to join the party. It’s a song that doesn’t take itself too seriously, and that’s exactly where its charm lies.
The lyrics are full of humorous anecdotes and vivid imagery, painting a picture of a barroom scene that we’ve all either experienced or can easily imagine. Lines like “You’re a hard act to follow with your pie-eyed face” are laugh-out-loud funny, while the chorus is an infectious sing-along that you’ll find stuck in your head long after the song ends.
“Too Drunk to Karaoke” is more than just a party anthem; it’s a reminder of the joy found in letting loose and embracing the ridiculous moments in life. It’s a song that invites you to laugh at yourself and enjoy the ride, no matter how off-key your singing might be. So, the next time you find yourself at a karaoke bar, channel your inner Buffett and Keith, and remember: it’s all about having fun.
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Lyrics
Too drunk!
Too drunk!
Last night at the bar it was karaoke night
Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright
They got big margarita pitchers, two-for-one (yum-yum)
They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun
When I signed up, I was ready to go
But they didn’t call my name for an hour or so
Damn if they didn’t make me wait too long
I was in no kind of shape to sing a Jon Bon song
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
If you keep on drinking, you’re gonna be
Too drunk to karaoke, just like me
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
Well, the place got rocking, temptation was strong
All the pretty girls kept a egging me on
Well, I shoulda kept my flip-flops glued to the chair
But no, I jumped right up and slicked back my hair
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
Well you can sing in the shower ’til you sound real good
You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood
But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand
You better pace yourself, son, if you wanna have fans
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke (play it, boys)
If you ask me, hell, I killed that song
When I looked around, everybody was gone
Except a couple of bouncers ’bout half my age
They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage
You’re too drunk to karaoke, that’s what they told me
You’re too drunk to karaoke, how can that be?
You don’t have to be good, don’t have to be refined
You just have to be a legend in your own mind
Don’t have to rehearse, or even sing on key
Just prove that theory of drunkativity
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke (look at me!)
You’re too drunk to karaoke
Just like me
Too drunk to karaoke
(That’s what I’m talking about)